Police investigating 40-yard penis imprinted on football field in Cedar City

A spot on the football field at Canyon View High School where vandals imprinted a 40-foot penis in the grass is repainted so the field can continue to be used, Cedar City, Utah | Photo by Jeff Richards, St. George News/Cedar City News

ST. GEORGE — The Cedar City Police Department is asking for the public’s help to find the person or group responsible for killing part of the grass on the Canyon View High School football field in Cedar City.

The suspect or suspects dumped what smelled like diesel fuel on a 40-yard area of the grass in the shape of a penis, Cedar City Police Sgt. Jerry Womack said. While the fuel was never lit on fire, it killed the grass. The act of vandalism happened between Thursday afternoon after the school’s football practice and Friday afternoon, when it was discovered and reported.

There are no security cameras in the Canyon View High School football stadium, and police do not yet have any suspects, Womack said.

The grass doesn’t just grow back,” Womack said. “They’re going to have to either re-sod it or something.”

The cost to repair the damage could cost hundreds of dollars, but based on how much it actually ends up costing, those responsible will likely face a Class A misdemeanor or possibly even a felony vandalism charge, Womack said.

In the meantime, the penis shape on the field has been painted over, and the field is still being used.

Anyone with information about the crime or who could be responsible is asked to call the Cedar City Police Department at 435-586-2956.

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  • Real Life September 24, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    This article made me cry I was laughing so much. The editors are going to have fun sifting through the comments on this one.

  • ladybugavenger September 24, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    HaHa! It’s hard not to laugh. Shame on them! ???

  • Craig September 24, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    Very wrong, but darn funny

  • Happy Commenter September 24, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    I hope there is a stiff penalty when they are caught!

  • tazzman September 24, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    Probably rivals.

  • great success September 24, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    Possible felony charges???? That seems a bit extreme. I guess size does matter.

    • Anejo September 24, 2018 at 5:23 pm

      Brings a whole new meaning to ball tampering, GS. Glans you agree.

  • Redbud September 24, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    Might need to erect some security cameras around the stadium.

    • Anejo September 24, 2018 at 5:25 pm

      Agreed. At least some additional security along a similar vein.

      • great success September 24, 2018 at 6:29 pm

        It’s a hard issue for sure anejo! Input from the pubic might help provide a firm perspective from the genitals demographic

        • Anejo September 24, 2018 at 7:07 pm

          I can’t imagine the Cedar City pubic will see the funny side of this. It’s almost prepuceterous…

  • Billion September 24, 2018 at 6:19 pm


  • Florette September 24, 2018 at 7:10 pm

    Hahaha. Sucks they killed the grass, but funny anyway.

  • Alex September 24, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    hahahah well thats a dick move ????

  • Alex September 24, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    oh shoot I gotta come back for this one!!! hahahaha its going to be hard to get that off!!!??

  • Alex September 24, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    ohh heck ?? I can’t stop the prosecuting attorney said he would cover it pro bono!!!!??

  • Alex September 24, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    This is just ridickulous!!!! okay im done, promise. thats really not cool but I couldn’t help but laugh ?

  • Alex September 24, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    what jerk off did that!!! I hope the judge gives them a stiff sentence! They won’t get off easy! okay im done for now!

  • dodgers September 24, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    Probably a member of the school. I’m sure our erected leaders will catch the culprit. But don’t be too hardon them.

  • Dolly September 24, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    LOL! Hope CCPD doesn’t blow it and finds the perps!

  • comments September 25, 2018 at 1:21 am

    Nasty wicked people! with your filthy dirty corrupt minds! All of you sinners and your giant 40 yard penises! You’re all going to hell!!!


  • Pa Triot September 25, 2018 at 6:48 am

    Maybe they need to bring in Dick Tracy…..

  • JOSH DALTON September 25, 2018 at 8:01 am

    I guess size does matter! GO FALCONS!

  • HerePliggyWiggy September 25, 2018 at 8:21 am

    Ahhh yes – Mormon girls at play!

  • kniggets September 25, 2018 at 11:53 am

    They should erect a fence for protection.

  • Shane September 26, 2018 at 10:00 am

    Is it just me – or does Canyon View always get the shaft?

  • redrock4 September 26, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    At least it was not a giant vagina. So scary.

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